you who trade the car for a beauty salon, who did not understand the meaning of the rearview mirror: an ingenious system that is used to see who's behind (without turning your head while you're at 70 km / h ...) and instead you use it as a make-up mirror!
you who drive near the steering wheel so that when steering you curls t-shirt in the steering wheel spokes, how can you expect to perform a trivial change?
What do you think that the lever on the back left of the steering wheel is a hook for your purse, gl is the lever for turn signals!
You do not have the faintest idea what it means to the use of indicators (I am writing this because if I wrote " arrows " maybe you think the Indians of America)
What do you think that the flares that receive each morning are the flashes of photographers, you have not yet figured out that I am on high beam with the following sequence:
.-.. . ...- .- - ..
-.. .- .-.. .-.. .
.--. .- .-.. .-.. .
I know, you can not even imagine what it is ...
E 'in Morse code!
Hmm, I doubt you know who is bitten, let alone the code he invented ...
Go Well, I'm feeling magnanimous today, I translate I:
"Get out of BALLE"
The exclamation point I have not made, I prefer to use the good old middle finger, it gives me more satisfaction!
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